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Why Men Are Seldom Depressed‏?


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What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never get pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one

is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you somewhere, he or she can still be your

friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color for all four seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives.

On December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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Well.. almost.. :o could this mean.. nahhh.. :huh: :lol:

my thoughts exactly lol.

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LeetPirate

The world is my urinal. Very true. :D This topic is officially approved by me. :P

2920850Pl-pedo-bear.png

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The world is my urinal. Very true. :D This topic is officially approved by me. :P

2920850Pl-pedo-bear.png

what the hell? lol what with the bear

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LeetPirate

That's my stamp of approval. :D Just something I stumbled upon while doing random browsing on the web. I found it funny so I decided to use it.

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You know before I knew what PedoBear was.. I had this picture of one of the old leather daddy's ( commonly called 'Bears' ) and Pedo which was commonly used in short for pedophile... One scary troll..

I was like how awful... is he really.. omg wtf.. but it was just Bizarre and shought.. LOL.. I had no idea until I went and looked it up..

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@HX1: Even Stewie has a bear, and he enjoys it. :P

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"People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them." :rofl:

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majithia23

lol... :)

good one nerd ...!

+1

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