Zeus_Hunt Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Here are few reason why...TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ____________ _ TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! ____________ _ TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ____________ _ TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ____________ __ TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George! ____________ __ TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! ____________ __ TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ __ TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ____________ _ TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? " JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ____________ _ TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand." ____________ __ TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * ____________ ___ TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog! ____________ __ TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Haha some of those are pretty funny. Nice find Zeus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 good ones z,i think i was in that school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pustime Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 That was great, thanks. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyo Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Thx for the laughs. Surely welcomed as I didn't have the most enjoyable day :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I read those before, they're still funny though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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