sandals

[dock98]

A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The

Jamaican said to them,

'I have some special sandals I think you would

be interested in.

Dey make you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying

the sandals after what

the man claimed, but her husband felt he really

didn't need them,

being the sex god he was. The husband asked the

man,

'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

So, the husband, after some badgering from his

wife, finally gave

in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got

this wild look in

his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many

years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the

Jamaican, bent him

violently over a table,yanked down his pants,

ripped down his own

pants and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's

hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem

on de wrong feet!'