Urinal Game Tests How Drunk You Are

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by Terrence O'Brien

We're not sure how much some one wants to play a video game while urinating, but a German company seems to think it may be the trick to reducing the number of drunk drivers on the road. The name for this well-intentioned, if slightly odd, concept? The Piss-Screen.

Here's the premise: A video game -- a driving game, specifically -- is displayed above the urinal. You control the car with your um ... stream. Urinating to the right moves the car right, peeing to the left moves the car to the left. If you're too drunk to control the car, you crash and the game suggests you call a cab.

Peeing hasn't been this fun since the last time you went swimming in the ocean!

{here are some comments from the page that i thought was funny}

Gives a whole new meaning to "joystick".

I especially love what it says on the screen. "Piss to Start."

Just make sure yer schwanz doesn't slip out of yer hands while playing this game!!!

wouldn't it be kinda painful to put yer car in reverse???????

Hey....do you get bonus points for tearing apart those urinal cigarette butts with your stream???

The women's version will depend on what side of the toilet seat your ass is on. If you are too far left or right, or can't seem to stay on the seat, then your car will crash too, and you will also have to get a cab. LOL.

Most guys can't hit the john sober. And when we're drunk, we don't feel the need to hunt for a john, we just go where it's convenient. shrubbery, fire hydrant, potted plant, drunk friend...

Source: Switched