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Skiing Holiday Story


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Jack decided to go skiing with his friend, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

So they pulled into a nearby place, a very huge and nice villa and asked the attractive young lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge place all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed,and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do your emember that good-looking and sexy widow from the villa we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er..., get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

"I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"

"Well Bob, she just died and left everything to me."

and you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? :)

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Would have loved to get a huge $ figure....

"Hey dude she left me 10 million $z " :)

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