Zeus_Hunt Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 THE BEST RESIGNATION LETTER EVER---(This is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at ZantexComputers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soonafterwards.) Dear Mr. Baker:As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a fewvery basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors havean intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. Afteryour consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me duringthe commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one ofthe few true genetic wastes of our time.Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuanceof everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office isnot only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hiredbecause I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hiredto provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainlyattempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple asbinary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though Iam sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for faultin others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that mayhave worked for your interview, but now that you actually haveresponsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will coverfor your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are theblue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers likeyou are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation isunlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, Iam forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for youto give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "Iprefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over thenext couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would beunable to do it on your own.2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I knowevery password you have used for the last five years. If you decide toget cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I convenientlysaved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believethat terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of yourMother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to takepictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them likethe techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seensuch odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have beencopied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter ofrecommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having tocorrect your mistakes.)Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendationon my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all ofyour little twisted, repugnant obsessions will be open to the public.Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know whatyou do with all that free time!Wishing you a grand and glorious day,XXXXXI have already made a copy of this :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsane Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 omg, that was great, wish i could have said something that smart when i quit :huh:me: turn my back to em, give the finger over my shoulder, calmly yell...FUCK YOU, and slam the door on the way out :Di still have the store manager's password for the local blockbuster system, stupid fucks had it wrote down on a sticky pad :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 I have admin passwords for 95% of all the computers on the floor.... :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 :) that was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 :) ...you have 95% of admin password?...r you sure about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 :):):unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 :) ...you have 95% of admin password?...r you sure about that?Yes...Bcoz for some stupid reason 95% of the comps on my floor have the same password for Admin.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 hmmm...gotta check the other floors may be the same stupid reason apply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 The most of the training room comps had the same password as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 The most of the training room comps had the same password as well.... :) ..may i know what kind of company is it?...just wondering had the same passwords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Let me tell u its One of the biggest... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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