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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human

Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul

arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter

himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,

it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once

had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure

what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is

let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose

whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",

said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went

down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting

green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and

standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that

she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and

cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they

talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at

night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and

lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and

she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a

good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook

her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and

found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next

24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She

had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter

came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now

you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought

I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think

I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went

down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a

desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends

were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in

sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and

there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we

danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and

all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...

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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee

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will make sure that we have 1 addition in Jester's Booth everyday

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