Zeus_Hunt Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 One day while walking down the street a highly successful HumanResources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soularrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peterhimself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never oncehad a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really surewhat to do with you.""No problem, just let me in," said the woman."Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do islet you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choosewhichever one you want to spend an eternity in.""Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",said the woman"Sorry, we have rules..."And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it wentdown-down-down to hell.The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the puttinggreen of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club andstanding in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives thatshe had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns andcheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and theytalked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and atnight went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak andlobster dinner.She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) andshe had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such agood time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shookher hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates andfound St. Peter waiting for her."Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. Shehad great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Petercame and got her."So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Nowyou must choose your eternity,"The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thoughtI'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I thinkI had a better time in Hell."So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she wentdown-down-down back to Hell.When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in adesolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friendswere dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it insacks.The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her."I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here andthere was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and wedanced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage andall my friends look miserable."The Devil looked at her smiled and told....................."Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zeus_Hunt Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 will make sure that we have 1 addition in Jester's Booth everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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