Question of the day (QOTD)

[Marik]

Ok here's how this works. Up till now, I was able to make the questions in the status bar. But today's question is too big to fit there, so I'm making a thread about it.

So here's how it's gonna work. Each day, I'll present you with a different scenario, weather it's about money, lifestyle or random situations, and you're gonna reply what you would do if you were in the guy's shows.

The first page will always have info on @ what page/post the next qotd will be.

Ready, set, troll!

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-: QOTD can be found at post #59 :-

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You now have a gf. She's your classmate and loves you very much; so much so, that she's willing to give it to you whenever asked.

The next day, you get a fever and stay at home. That very day, you wake up to find out that someone moved over into the vacant house next door, and you now have new neighbors. Five hours pass by, and school is over by now. You gf texts you that she is heading towards your house to give you the notes. The door bell rings; you open the door to find another girl wearing only a towel around her body. She slams into you asking you to save her. Here's the catch; the girl is only 11 years old.

You freak out, not knowing wtf she wants, when you suddenly hear a dropping noise. You turn around to see your gf, with a disgusted look on her face. You try to say a word, but she screams Lolicon! and calls you a human trash. She leaves your house in tears, and you try running after her without noticing that the loli is still attached to you. Now some of the neighbors see you, and start giving you the evil eye. At this point to start thinking that you're pretty much fu**ed, and try to think of a way to make peace with your gf, clear the accusations of being a lolicon and get back your rep with the neighbors.

What do n.f? :evil:

[HX1]

Usually the situation.. exists that if you face the problem the 11 year old is having and save her from whatever it is.. and make a big 'to-do' about it.... Even though it may embarrass her.. and try to explain things.. AND have the 11 year old.. apologize to your GF... and you know everything there backs it up with facts... BUT...

But really though the older I got.. the more I realized that you don't need it... If its too stupid.. and there really may be nothing you can do.. Less you want a life chasing after everything they don't get.. and wasting 60% of your existence on it.. Some things are going to happen... Really its starts to get too emotionally retarded for sake of having anything real..

[Bizarre™]

@Marik:

Hey, that sounds like shought

Better ask shought some advice, since he's the resident PedoBear.

[LeetPirate]

But if you just opened the door and a girl walks into you then won't you still be facing the doorway? Why would you need to turn around to see your GF there, unless she used the back door or something?

In any case here is my answer: what kinda stupid girlfriend just walks off without wanting to hear an explanation? I wouldn't apologize to my GF if she did that because that kinda attitude problems will just keep recurring for other trivial situations and it would be best to tell her f*#! off sooner than later. :D So yea I wouldn't even bother chasing after my GF down the street. I'd save the new neighbour girl from whatever the hell she is scared of, then call my GF and tell her she's a moron. After than it's just to change your social networking status to single and look for a new GF. :evil:

[Marik]

QOTD:

It's dark, and you're walking home. You decide to go through the park for a shortcut, when you hear someone calling your name.

A person dressed in black comes up to you, and tells you that he's willing to pay you 250.000 € for each year of your life you decide to throw away.

He stops you under a light post. You look down, and notice he doesn't have a shadow, and start to sweat. (take a hint, ofc he's a demon)

He then tells you that the number of years will be deducted from the number of years you are destined to live, but doesn't tell you the number......you are now faced with either turning around, running the f**k away as fast as you can or you can make the deal and live each day like your f*****g last!.

What do n.f? :evil:

[avmad]

:dance2: Im a millionaire. B)

[DKT27]

We can't trust the devil. ANW, I find each year of my life taking me to another level. I wont give that to anyone even if he makes me the richest person on the earth.

[HX1]

I would be a millionaire.. and probably because I have no use for the golden years.. and past a certain point your just old and moldy anyway... Hell I would probably though in something else I would be so happy about it..

[Bizarre™]

@Marik:

I'll ask shought to stop f**king around

[Marik]

QOTD:

There's an earthquake, and your neighborhood is pretty much devastated. All the ppl have safely gathered outside the damaged buildings, and the fireman squad/ambulance arrived at the scene.

You hear that someone is still trapped inside, but the building is not very stable. You take a chance, and go help knowing full well it might be your death.....Now you've always been a bastard to begin with, and never thought twice about helping out someone....naturally you only went in to steal!

You pass by the apartment where the supposedly trapped person in question is.....As you make your way through the apartment you see cash, and lots of it in a suitcase that's sitting on the floor, but you also hear the cry for help from the person.

You, being the bastard that you are, go first for the suitcase only to find that inside it also lies fake a id/passport and a gun.....You suddenly hear the sound of the ceiling starting to give in, and are now faced with either grabbing the suitcase and getting the f**k away from there as fast as possible, or go help the trapped person.

What do n.f? :evil:

[HX1]

Save them and what I can grab of the valuables.. BUT also I would notify someone of what I found.. Agent or Criminal either way.. We don't don't need something that bad to disgrace the nation or let something that stupid get by.. One more note if the Emergency response services had already shown up.. they would not allow you in.. they are adamant about that point..

How in the hell are you going to be able to tell if a passport is fake unless it is so poorly done ..and the worlds dumbest criminal would have never made it to begin with? Stupidity is a horrendous crime.. and guns.. they are a part of life ... Money .. though less common to most of us.. is as well... I think people are more likely to sell out in that instance to whats been pumped into their heads from the movies.. and actually go with that line of reasoning... however..

[Bizarre™]

@Marik:

Grab the suitcase very quickly and throw it somewhere hidden where you can get it later, then help the person.

Once all crap is said and done, lay all the blame on shought

[Marik]

@Marik:

Grab the suitcase very quickly and throw it somewhere hidden where you can get it later, then help the person.

Once all crap is said and done, lay all the blame on shought

well finally; a man who would do the same as me :evil:

[shought]

Smart ass answer (while drunk):

grab the suitcase (you can see it, containing money and a passport, so it can't be more than a couple of feet away from you) throw it towards the exit, then go for the person and save him and take the suitcase with you.

[LeetPirate]

I'd take the noble path, the person screaming is as good as dead right so the best thing would be to take the money so I could live his dreams for him, you know as a tribute. :smartass:

[Marik]

I'd take the noble path, the person screaming is as good as dead right so the best thing would be to take the money so I could live his dreams for him, you know as a tribute. :smartass:

another man after my own taste :evil:

[Marik]

simple question, with a multitude of answers

QOTD:

You wake up; find this guy sitting next to you

What do n.f? :evil:

[shought]

Demount his nose? :rolleyes:

[HX1]

Sitting next to.. what are we beetle-juice hell together?

[ck_kent]

If he's alive sitting next to me, I'll take a picture of him and make some money out of it by selling the picture to the highest press bidder. I'll tell them Michael Jackson is alive and I have proof (just like Elvis). :D

[Bizarre™]

@Marik:

I'll ask him: Hey, are you related to shought?

[Marik]

QOTD:

Your gf, while being hot is a yandere (for those who don't know, a yandere is a type of girl romantically obsessed with someone to the point of using violent means to get them in their arms. Often seen with a sharp weapon and a psychotic grin), and she tells you to stop talking to girls.

At first you pay no attention. Next day she sees you talking to a girl classmate, and when you return home, you see her in the kitchen with a knife. You freak out, knowing full well she's a yandere, but are relieved to find out all she was doing was making dinner.

That night she tells you, to stop talking to girls, or else....

What do n.f? :evil:

[DKT27]

Tell her, you should stop talking to boys instead. :D

[LeetPirate]

I'd hit it one last time for the road then file for a restraining order the next day and move miles away to a new house.

[Marik]

Tell her, you should stop talking to boys instead. :D

you weren't paying attention...yandere are only interested in the guy they love...they don't give a flying f*** about other guys....you reply is invalid; try again