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Best Computer Newbie Phrases


Zeus_Hunt

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These are actual things someone heard from computer newbies. Scary but true.

* Intercom Explorer

* Can you get RAM on a CD?

* I think I deleted the internet.

* Whenever I'm on the phone, I can't dial up. I think that's a bug.

* I can't find my desktop!

* Windows Me 2000

* It says "webmasteratalteringtime.com" isn't a valid email address!

* My computer is performing illegal operations! Am I in trouble?

* I think it might be a problem with the soft drive.

* When I print, the holes are on the wrong side... I think I need to get the printer repaired.

* How do I download more ink for my printer?

* Outback Express

* I don't think my keyboard has an "any" key.

* Do I have to shut down the computer before I restart?

* Noo! My taskbar is really big again! Why me?!

* Windows HP

* I can never remember... do CDs go in label side up or down?

* Are the numbers supposed to be in lowercase too?

* Desktop eh? Is that under Programs?

* It won't let me type my password... all I get is black dots.

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Bolt_Gundam510

:sneaky: :chair: :ninja: passwords are all black dots. how dumb can they be though. that is scary in deed.

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This reminds me of a guy who thought that the CD tray was a cup holder and called Costumer Service or something complaning that his cup holder had broken.

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Bolt_Gundam510
This reminds me of a guy who thought that the CD tray was a cup holder and called Costumer Service or something complaning that his cup holder had broken.

a cup holder :ninja: :chair: how dumb can people get in things like that i ask ye. they probley loughed him off of the call line. that'll teach him to use his CD drive as a cup holder again heh heh :sneaky:

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SacredCultivator

Hehe I love some of those lines, my favorite is:

"I can't find my desktop!"

Man some people ask the dumbest questions but hey they learn off it, hopefully as some of us (Not necessarily us) lack common sense.

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"I can't find my desktop!"

i am not even going to go there. though that is funny. i can't find my desk top heh heh :sneaky:

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