Rudeboy2025 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:40-ish ........................ 49.Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.Athletic ...................... No breastsAverage looking .......... Moooo.Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.Emotionally Secure ... On medication.Feminist .................... FatFree spirit .................. JunkieFriendship first .......... Former slut.New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.Open-minded ............. DesperateOutgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.Professional .............. BitchVoluptuous ................ FatHugh frame ............... Hugely FatBig boned ................. ObeseWants soul mate ....... Stalker===============================================WOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry6. We need to talk = you're in trouble7. Sure, go ahead = you better not8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?===============================================MEN'S ENGLISH:1. I am hungry = I am hungry2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy3. I am tired = I am tired4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!5. I love you = Let's have sex now6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay=============================================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomez Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 :P haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidan_8181 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Brillant lol were do u get these from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 Another site. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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