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The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 7


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The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 7

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

8 ) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"

10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.

14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.

18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.

20) User Error: Replace user.

21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"

22) Backup not found: (A)bort ®etry (P)anic

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They shouldn't forget this picture.

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this one is teh win :win:...and by the looks of it, it will stay that way for some time haha XD

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Peace.

this ill have to admit is a good one as well lol:tooth:

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:rofl: Good one guys! These reminds me of some jokeware i came across with back while using W98. (Too bad i lost 'em.)

One time, i got a msgbox saying "You have small d!cK?" with YES/NO option. And everytime you move your mouse near NO to click it, the button will just move from left to right and vise versa so you have no other way to close it other than clicking YES. Hehe.. (Can't seem to find them now.. :s)

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Found it.. :D

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hehe good one thats really funny

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Some very nice ones :D These were the best, IMO:

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.

18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

20) User Error: Replace user.

Btw: does anyone ever press 'any key', when it says 'press any key' I just press Enter... So, do any of you really press like 'G' or something?

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Btw: does anyone ever press 'any key', when it says 'press any key' I just press Enter... So, do any of you really press like 'G' or something?

Have you ever tried 'ESC' shought?

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Btw: does anyone ever press 'any key', when it says 'press any key' I just press Enter... So, do any of you really press like 'G' or something?

Have you ever tried 'ESC' shought?

Electric Soup Cooking? No...

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