Win7nerd Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 71) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.8 ) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.20) User Error: Replace user.21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"22) Backup not found: (A)bort ®etry (P)anic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Click "Shutdown" to continue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted June 14, 2010 Administrator Share Posted June 14, 2010 Some of them are pretty good! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 They shouldn't forget this picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 They shouldn't forget this picture.this one is teh win :win:...and by the looks of it, it will stay that way for some time haha XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Here's another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 its time to F**k M$ use Linux :fear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace_Angel Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Win7nerd Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 Peace.this ill have to admit is a good one as well lol:tooth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 :rofl: Good one guys! These reminds me of some jokeware i came across with back while using W98. (Too bad i lost 'em.)One time, i got a msgbox saying "You have small d!cK?" with YES/NO option. And everytime you move your mouse near NO to click it, the button will just move from left to right and vise versa so you have no other way to close it other than clicking YES. Hehe.. (Can't seem to find them now.. :s)EDIT:Found it.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Win7nerd Posted June 26, 2010 Author Share Posted June 26, 2010 hehe good one thats really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Some very nice ones :D These were the best, IMO:2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)20) User Error: Replace user.Btw: does anyone ever press 'any key', when it says 'press any key' I just press Enter... So, do any of you really press like 'G' or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace_Angel Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Btw: does anyone ever press 'any key', when it says 'press any key' I just press Enter... So, do any of you really press like 'G' or something?Have you ever tried 'ESC' shought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Btw: does anyone ever press 'any key', when it says 'press any key' I just press Enter... So, do any of you really press like 'G' or something?Have you ever tried 'ESC' shought?Electric Soup Cooking? No... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gherda Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 screw windows .use linux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipo Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 :))))))))))))))))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downloadersss Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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