Old Joke

[Rudeboy2025]

I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I

had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted

to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a

Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I

took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I

would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I

asked the centipede in the box:

"Would you like to go down the Fox and Hounds with me and have a

beer?"

But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few

minutes and then asked him again:

"How about going to the pub for a drink?"

But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I

waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up

against the centipede's house and shouting:

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Fox and Hounds and have a

drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:..........

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I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fucking shoes on."