Favorite Movie/TV Quotes

[Rudeboy2025]

List some of of your favorite quotes.

Some of mine are

"I'll be back"

"I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life."

[Samurai]

For those who've watched Stargate SG-1 ;)

Narim: No harm will come to you. The Tollan will guarantee it.

Jack O'Neill: Is that a "money back if you're not completely alive" guarantee?

Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.

Jack O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.

Jack O'Neill: Never run with... scissors?

Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?

Teal'c: That he is concealing something.

Jack O'Neill: Like what?

Teal'c: I am unsure - he is concealing it.

Jack O'Neill: I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Colonel Harry Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.

Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

[O'Neill bangs his fist on a filing cabinet]

Jack O'Neill: D'oh!

Teal'c: What is it, O'Neill?

Jack O'Neill: I forgot to tape The Simpsons!

[Teal'c raises his eyebrow]

Jack O'Neill: It's important... to me.

Sam Carter: The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end to end to be approximately 137 kilometers.

Jack O'Neill: I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.

Captain Kyle Rogers: My lord?

Jack O'Neill: Actually, we just call him General Hammond.

General George S. Hammond: I'd like to debrief ASAP, Colonel.

Jack O'Neill: Yes, my lord.

Jack O'Neill: They didn't go for it.

Sam Carter: They didn't approve the mission?

Jack O'Neill: Well no, they did THAT. Once they knew the stakes and the whole fate of the universe stuff, both the President and Hammond realized we had no choice. They wish us luck, God speed and all those things he says when he thinks we're gonna die.

Sam Carter: So what didn't they go for?

Jack O'Neill: The name I suggested.

Sam Carter: For the ship?

Jack O'Neill: Yeah.

Sam Carter: Yeah. Sir... we can't call it the "Enterprise"

Jack O'Neill: Why not?

[Jonas is having a burger, fries, and milkshake for lunch. Sam arrives just in time to see him dunk a fry in the shake and eat it]

Sam Carter: Nice... lunch.

Jonas: mmmm. I'm really starting to enjoy this "traditional American food".

Sam Carter: We have another tradition. It's called "hardened arteries".

Jack O'Neill: The Goa'uld are coming, Senator!

Senator Kinsey: Then I think they'll be sorry that they took on the US Army!

Daniel: [sarcastically] Right. We'll just upload a virus into their mothership.

[being told about bounties on SG-1's members placed by the Gou'ald]

Aris Boch: Well, Teal'c is worth the most. The System Lords would love to make a good example of him. And Carter here? Well, she has the memories of the Tok'ra Jolinar. And you, O'Neill? You're considered, well... you're a pain in the nikta.

Jack O'Neill: Neck?

Teal'c: No.

Colonel Harry Maybourne: You wanted to kill me from the start.

Jack O'Neill: Ah, screw you, Maybourne. I was joking. Look what you did to my leg.

Colonel Harry Maybourne: I set the trap for the pig.

Jack O'Neill: With a grenade?

[Jacob/Selmak, Daniel, and Sam are on a Tok'ra scout ship, being questioned by a Goul'd mothership]

Jacob Carter/Selmak: All right, we're almost finished. Sam's just finishing up.

Daniel: Uh, that's good, 'cuz I don't think they bought my act.

Jacob Carter/Selmak: Why? Who'd you say you were?

Daniel: The, uh, Great and Powerful Oz.

Jacob Carter/Selmak: SAM!

Sam Carter: Teal'c, how do Jaffa couples handle their problems?

Teal'c: On Chulak, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other.

Daniel: And if that doesn't work?

Teal'c: A weapon is required.

Young Jack O'Neill: You know, I think you two are enjoying this just a little too much.

Samantha Carter: Well, you are kinda cute.

Young Jack O'Neill: That's Sir to you, and being trapped inside a scrawny little body isn't my idea of cute, Carter!

Teal'c: Do you not experience increased health and vitality?

Young Jack O'Neill: My *vitality* was just fine, thank you!

;) :huh: ;)

[Rudeboy2025]

;) ;) I thought that Stargate was a sci-fi thing so I didn't except it to have this much humor in it. Whats with the Simpsons? :huh:

[Samurai]

;)  :huh: I thought that Stargate was a sci-fi thing so I didn't except it to have this much humor in it.  Whats with the Simpsons?  ;)

The character who plays Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) is a Simpson's nut and plugs it whenever he gets a chance. He's directed a few episodes too :huh: There's also references to Wizard of Oz in several episodes, and other films... such as Star Wars.

Jack O'Neill: We brought pizza and a movie.

Teal'c: Star Wars.

Jack O'Neill: He's seen it, what? Eight times?

Teal'c: Nine.

Jack O'Neill: Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay.

Sam Carter: You've never seen Star Wars?

Jack O'Neill: Well, you know me and sci-fi...

;) ;)