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Antisocial Farter: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

Amiable Farter: One who loves the smell of other peoples' farts.

Athletic Farter: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

Bruise Farter: One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.

Dishonest Farter: One who farts and then blames the dog or the kid.

Environmental Farter: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.

Foolish Farter: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

Female (Dishonest) Farter: They let you think they don't fart until you marry them.

Honest Farter: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.

Impudent Farter: One who farts loudly and then laughs.

Lean Farter: One who has to lean to one side to let a fart out.

Intellectual Farter: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.

Miserable Farter: One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.

Musical Farter: One who farts and you can name that tune.

Nervous Farter: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

Poop-Toot: One whose farts let him know when a poop is coming through the tunnel.

Proper Farter: One who always tries to punctuate his farts, Borga style.

Proud Farter: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

Sadistic Farter: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mate's head.

Scientific Farter: One who tries to determine what caused the fart.

Sensitive Farter: One who farts and then bursts into tears.

Shy Farter: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

Snob Farter: One who thinks their poop doesn't smell but whose farts give them away.

Strategic Farter: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

Syllable Farter: One who only lets one puff at a time.

Thrifty Farter: One who always has several farts in reserve.

Unfortunate Farter: One who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead.

Vain Farter: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

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]O Ya finally a topic of Intelligents!! lol :-) :angry: :P

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