ranji Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Antisocial Farter: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.Amiable Farter: One who loves the smell of other peoples' farts.Athletic Farter: One who farts at the slightest exertion.Bruise Farter: One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.Dishonest Farter: One who farts and then blames the dog or the kid.Environmental Farter: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.Foolish Farter: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.Female (Dishonest) Farter: They let you think they don't fart until you marry them.Honest Farter: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.Impudent Farter: One who farts loudly and then laughs.Lean Farter: One who has to lean to one side to let a fart out.Intellectual Farter: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.Miserable Farter: One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.Musical Farter: One who farts and you can name that tune.Nervous Farter: One who stops in the middle of a fart.Poop-Toot: One whose farts let him know when a poop is coming through the tunnel.Proper Farter: One who always tries to punctuate his farts, Borga style.Proud Farter: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.Sadistic Farter: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mate's head.Scientific Farter: One who tries to determine what caused the fart.Sensitive Farter: One who farts and then bursts into tears.Shy Farter: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.Snob Farter: One who thinks their poop doesn't smell but whose farts give them away.Strategic Farter: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.Syllable Farter: One who only lets one puff at a time.Thrifty Farter: One who always has several farts in reserve.Unfortunate Farter: One who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead.Vain Farter: One who loves the smell of his own farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 ]O Ya finally a topic of Intelligents!! lol :-) :angry: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Looks like you have done a lot of research on this ranji :P :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr.jack hackett Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 erm, the 'prefetch' farter - always ready with a rejoinder. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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