jofre Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 [If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. (don`t forget to be prepared ... you will need to call an ambulance ... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 From experience, we are taught that we learn nothing from experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Never just ask for change - you must bring in the change. :angry: ~ Indian bus conductor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them ! :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. " -- Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 "A goal without a plan is just a wish. " -- Larry Elder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:- The fear of long words. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis.' :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 “He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed” - Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet??? Damn . . . . . . that thing hurts!!! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 A TRUE friend never stabs you from behind he . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . does it upfront. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Dont be a fool;stay away from scool.........................................................................................By Marik :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else, except me cause -- " I am special ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted August 6, 2010 Author Share Posted August 6, 2010 “True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 there is no wrong time to do the wright thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 "One Man's Ceiling is Another Man's Floor.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioActive Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avonlea Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 :D :) :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 A bargain is something my wife doesn't need at a price she can't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBrain Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert EinsteinThe object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. George S. PattonWhen I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist. Dom Helder CamaraInterestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avonlea Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. :D Mae West :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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