*dcs18 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted June 20, 2010 Administrator Share Posted June 20, 2010 "The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.""Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald."- Sidhu. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain Today's my day :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Suggestion to women: Men display 2 basic emotions - Hungry and Horny. So, if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . . . . . . . . fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Cheers me up! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 . . . . . . . . . saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" Cheers me up! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Everyone has a photographic memory. Problem of some is just because they don't have film... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!! :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 in your bad times "Don't cry say F**k You and smile" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 "When you're in the light, everything follows you, but when you enter into the dark, even your own shadow doesn’t follow you" ~ Adolf Hitler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Panties are not the best thing on earth, but . . . . . . . . next to it. :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. i guess i ll experiance the same thing in coming years it scares the shit outa me :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because those men already have boyfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Impotence:- Nature's way of saying ". . . . . . no hard feelings." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I visited my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect." :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Slogan Of Insurance Company # 1:- "Coverage --->> from cradle to grave." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Silence between two unknown people creates a relation...but silence between two known people breaks relation.....so be connected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Every king was once a crying baby and every gr8 building was once a map it's not important where ur today,but where u will reach tomorrow is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Slogan Of Insurance Company # 2:- "Coverage --->> from womb to tomb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Slogan Of Insurance Company # 3:- "Coverage --->> from sperm to worm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Slogan Of Insurance Company # 4:- "Coverage --->> from erection to resurrection." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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