*dcs18 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 There are 2 ways to learn:- 01.) . . . . . . . . . . through experience, 02.) or . . . . . . . . through hard lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 My Psychiatrist told me "You're crazy" and I said "I want a second opinion." :angry: He said "OK, you're ugly too." :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 "Hate the sin, love the sinner." - Mahatma Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others . . . . . . . . . whenever they go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Our altitude depends largely on our . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . attitude. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Husband and wife are like 'liver' and 'kidney.' Husband is the 'liver' and the wife is 'kidney.' If 'liver' fails, 'kidney' also fails. If 'kidney' fails, 'liver' manages with other 'kidney.' :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 = All right ! Everyone line up alphabetically according to your height ! = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. - Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted June 15, 2010 Administrator Share Posted June 15, 2010 "Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them." - Mark TwainI also love Gandhiji's "hate the sin love the sinner".Goodness and love can even make a rock melt. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Never ever . . . . . . . . . . . . . . take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. :nono: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Sign On The Library Board When reading literature on the subject of sex we'd like to clearly see both the hands up . . . . . . . on the book. :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F*CK us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 " If you want breakfast in bed, you sleep in the kitchen ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 " The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 " The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience ". True :P I like breakfast in bed and yet I don't sleep in the kitchen... Odd :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Don't cry just say f**k you and smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 "Only in the absence of light one can fully appreciate it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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