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1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "bull**** Bingo" card by drawing a square. I find that 5″ x 5″ is a good size — and dividing it into columns –five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

Restored our reputation

Strategic fit

Let me be clear

Make no mistake

Back from the brink

Signs of recovery

Out of the loop


Job creation

Fiscal restraint


Affordable health care

Previous Administration

At the end of the day

Empower (or empowerment)

Touch base




Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"

Relief for working families


Accountable (or held to account)

Free market


Players can make substitutions to this list, but only one phrase can be used in any one block. Alternatives include:

Change (as in "change you can believe in)

Universal health care

Brought the economy back from the brink

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "bull****!"

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Definitely a better direction than Bush.. many would disagree but this is what facing the issue is going to be like when you start making a change... just may not be a Roman Orgy with bunnies and daisies.. ya know.. :thumbsup:

We all hope for better times/days... Ya know when we are talking about the success and hw good it is.. imagine hearing that one day...

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:D Personally, I find him a great improvement over George Bush.

Starting with being able to read, write, and speak the English language above a 3rd grade level.

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