3NIGM4 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Hahahahaha. Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranji Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 good one....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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