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This is how an MBA thinks!


Zeus_Hunt

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A MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of

Galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small

and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks.

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"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

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