nIGHT Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you @funkyy and to all nSaners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 Same to you and your family nIGHT. Have a great New Year. All the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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solofox Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I wish all the members of the forum a happy new year 2021 and I take this opportunity to thank again those who help to make our existence a little easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcspixr Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Happy New Year to all on this forum - for some the new year must have started some time ago :) - Hope everyone has a much better year next year. Thanks all for everything on nsane as it's a great place to be part of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 HAPPY ENDING Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. “I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.” “Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.” The lady agreed, and the men settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they went on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?” “Yes, I do,” said Bob. “Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?” “Well, um, yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. “I have to admit that I did.” “And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your real name?” Bob’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did.” “Why do you ask?” “She just died and left me everything.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crypto Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Happy New Year 2021 to you All Nsaners 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nIGHT Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 2 hours ago, ducky88 said: HAPPY ENDING Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. “I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.” “Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.” The lady agreed, and the men settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they went on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?” “Yes, I do,” said Bob. “Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?” “Well, um, yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. “I have to admit that I did.” “And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your real name?” Bob’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did.” “Why do you ask?” “She just died and left me everything.” I still can't choose which character to pick if I could be one of them. This is like choosing which of the twins you are going to bang. Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnu Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Happy New Year For All Members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash48 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 And a big "Bah Humbug" to all the Scrooge's in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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