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Clippy briefly resurrected as Teams add-on, brutally taken down by brand police


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Microsoft apparently hates fun.

Clippy briefly resurrected as Teams add-on, brutally taken down by brand police

On Microsoft's official Office GitHub repository (which contains, alas, not the source code to Office itself but lots of developer content for software that extends Office), the widely loved (?) Clippy made a brief appearance with the publication of a Clippy sticker pack for Microsoft Teams. Teams users could import the stickers and use them to add pictures of a talking paperclip to their conversations.


The synergy between the two seems obvious. With its various machine learning-powered services and its bot development framework, Microsoft finally has the technology to make Clippy the assistant we always wanted him to be: a Clippy that can be asked natural language questions, that we can actually speak to and that can talk back to us, that can recognize us by sight and greet us as we sit down to the working day. Teams, an interface that's conversational and text heavy, is the perfect venue for a new Clippy compliant with all the buzzwords of the late twenty-teens. Twenteens? Whatever.

The Clippy sticker pack in Teams.
Enlarge / The Clippy sticker pack in Teams.

Clippy is, after all, far more expressive than Cortana. While Clippy and Cortana share a tendency to reshape their basic form to meet the needs of the task at hand—Clippy can distort itself into a question mark or an envelope or whatever, and Cortana can deviate from her usual circular form—Clippy has a killer advantage in that it has eyes, and more particularly, eyebrows, enabling a range of emotions such as incredulity and contemptuous pity that Cortana can only dream of.


But rather than capitalizing on this prime opportunity to introduce Clippy to a whole new generation of computer users, the Verge reports that Microsoft's Branding Police have summarily executed the upstart paperclip. The GitHub project has been memory holed and wiped from GitHub, robbing the world of everything that is good and joyful. As you'd imagine, Teams users are outraged at the assassination and demanding Clippy's return, but we fear this may be curtains for the beloved mascot.


Source: Clippy briefly resurrected as Teams add-on, brutally taken down by brand police (Ars Technica)

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