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Daddy, How Was I Born?


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Daddy, how was I born?

 

  DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need

  to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in

  a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and

  we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your

  mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready

  to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a

  firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,

  nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

  You've Got Male!

 

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it"

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A simple guy is getting married and he confesses to his best man on the way to the church that he doesn't know anything about sex or about what he's expected to do on his wedding night. His best friend is at a loss for words  and as the car is almost at the church and there's not enough time to go into detail he says "See those two cats up on that roof? Well you just do what they're doing".

A few days later the best man meets the groom and says "How's the wife?"

The groom says "She's dead"

"What happened" says the best man totally shocked.

"She fell off the roof" says the groom!!!😀😀😀

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