straycat19 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male! "That's my story and I'm sticking to it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 A simple guy is getting married and he confesses to his best man on the way to the church that he doesn't know anything about sex or about what he's expected to do on his wedding night. His best friend is at a loss for words and as the car is almost at the church and there's not enough time to go into detail he says "See those two cats up on that roof? Well you just do what they're doing". A few days later the best man meets the groom and says "How's the wife?" The groom says "She's dead" "What happened" says the best man totally shocked. "She fell off the roof" says the groom!!!😀😀😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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