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Whispering in the library


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Whispering in the library


A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.


He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
                            

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"


All the people in the library started staring  at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

 

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh:


"I study  psychology, and I know what a man is  thinking;
I bet you felt embarrassed, right?


"The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"


                          
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.


                         
The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

 

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