humble3d Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Whispering in the library A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right? "The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandman Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Nice one. I signed in just to write this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmySvert Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 This one was really smart joke!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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