humble3d Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 They Don't Lie... A Lawyer Had A Wife And 12 Children And Needed To Move As His Rental Agreement Was Coming To An End For The Home Where He Lived But Was Having Difficulty In Finding A New Home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would Rent A Home To Him because they knew that the Children Would Destroy The Home. He could not say that he had no children, He Could Not Lie, After all, Lawyers Cannot And Do Not Lie. So, he had an idea : he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked : "How Many Children Do You Have ? He answered : "12 children, but only one is with me now. The agent asked "Where are the others ? The Lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the Cemetery with their Mother. And that's the way he was able to Rent A Home For His Family Without Lying. MORAL : It is not Necessary To Lie, One Only Has To Choose The Right Words. Lawyers Don't Lie ...They Are Creative .....and don't forget: Most politicians are lawyers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duangkamol Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 On 5/23/2017 at 5:37 PM, humble3d said: The Lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the Cemetery with their Mother. Very interesting answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I4rg£8all8ag Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I think this is more interesting than funny, it goes to how people can be stirred in a certain way & how we take things at face value and jump to conclusion's which are often incorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humble3d Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 Sort of reminds me of the question: Why is it that spiders never get caught up in their own webs ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 That is what a call a diplomatic answer. You need to look deeper for his/her meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 and don't forget: Most politicians are lawyers..... more and more evident every single day right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar.Elooo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 9/25/2018 at 8:08 AM, dMog said: and don't forget: Most politicians are lawyers..... more and more evident every single day right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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