humble3d Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Obama Signs Executive Order Obama Signs Executive Order Relocating Congress to Guantánamo WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Making good on one of his key campaign promises, President Obama signed an executive order on Tuesday relocating the United States Congress to Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. The President seemed to relish signing the order, calling the relocation a “win-win for America,” and indicating that Congress could be moved to its new headquarters “immediately.” “We don’t envision doing any renovations to the facility down there,” he said. “It is ready to house Congress right now.” The President did not specify what the current U.S. Capitol building would be used for in the future, but he hinted that it could be the setting for historic reënactments in the manner of Colonial Williamsburg. “I think it could be fascinating to school groups,” he said. “It could really take them back to the olden days when it was a real, functioning place.” Minutes after the President signed the order, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) called it “an outrage” and “grounds for impeachment,” but Obama appeared to take such howls of protest in stride. “If Congress believes that this executive order is illegal, they can take it up with the Supreme Court,” he said. “Oh wait—we don’t have a Supreme Court.” http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-signs-executive-order-relocating-congress-to-guantanamo-bay Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker DOT com... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash48 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Obama should join them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeforever03 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Hillarious!!!! It warms my heart just thiking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeforever03 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 30 minutes ago, Crazycanuk said: Stay tuned guy's ......here comes Trump Can we send him there as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesDDI Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Bah.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straycat19 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 He ought to sign an Executive Order for Hilary to give Bill a blow job. After all it isn't sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtmulc Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 4 hours ago, straycat19 said: He ought to sign an Executive Order for Hilary to give Bill a blow job. After all it isn't sex. That joke is officially old enough to vote. In another 3 years it will be old enough to drink. Still won't make it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkh334 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 It'll all be OK Trump is gonna make America great again!! He don't like losers! He has plans for us-very secret plans so much so that he won't even tell us what they are! VOTE 4 TRUMP 2016 cause he has nice hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesDDI Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 15 hours ago, jkh334 said: It'll all be OK Trump is gonna make America great again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 On February 28, 2016 at 4:16 AM, jkh334 said: It'll all be OK Trump is gonna make America great again!! He don't like losers! He has plans for us-very secret plans so much so that he won't even tell us what they are! VOTE 4 TRUMP 2016 cause he has nice hair! Give me a break, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash48 Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 On 2/25/2016 at 7:50 PM, straycat19 said: He ought to sign an Executive Order for Hilary to give Bill a blow job. After all it isn't sex. Rumor has it that Hilary has very sharp teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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