Reefa Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 According to ER doctors, getting foreign objects stuck in your anus is surprisingly common. The items on this list are weirder than most, however. We've gone beyond the "usual" bottles and dildos to bring you these ten truly bizarre items that have all been found lodged in peoples' bums. Something tells us that they didn't really slip and "fall" onto these objects! 1. A Key Have you searched high and low for your car keys but can't find them? Don't forget to check your bum! (Photo) 2. Vibrator and Salad Tongs It doesn't take a detective to crack this case. Getting a vibrator stuck in his bum wasn't enough to send this man to the ER. He simply attempted to remove the stuck object by using a pair of salad tongs. Trouble is, then the tongs got stuck, too! (Source | Photo) 3. Live Ammunition This is his story, and he's sticking with it: A London WW2 veteran was plagued with terrible hemorrhoids, so he used a live artillery shell to push the hemorrhoids up into his rectum. One day, he pushed too far. The ammo became stuck in his anus, and when he went to the ER to get it removed, he admitted that the shell was live and could explode at any time. A bomb squad was brought to the hospital to assist in the removal of the shell. (Source) 4. Peanut Butter Jar What, no jelly? (Source) 5. A Bottle of Perfume A 39-year-old married white male lawyer went to the ER to get a bottle of Impulse Body Spray removed from his anus. This was not the first time he had inserted this object, but this time it got stuck. After trying to reach it using a back-scratcher, he eventually had to go have it removed by a doctor. No word on whether or not his wife got her perfume back. (Source) 6. A Ringing Cell Phone A lawyer (what is it with lawyers?) from Georgia was reportedly showering with his cell phone, when he slipped and fell, getting the phone lodged firmly up his backside. During the surgery to remove the phone, the device rang three more times. (Source) 7. A Pint Glass Bottoms up! (Source) 8. A Flashlight Maybe he was using the flashlight to find his car keys. What? It's dark in there. (Source) 9. A Toy Car This incident was not an accident, it was intentional. The late Ryan Dunn of the television show Jackass intentionally inserted a Matchbox car into his rectum just to mess with the ER doctors. (Source) 10. A Cement Enema We saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really. Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed. (Source) http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
software182 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 dafuq did i just read ? o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pequi Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I've removed avogado pears from a couple of country yokels, a carrot from a famous artist and a small 2 shot derringer type pistol from a criminal the police brought in. He intended to use it to disarm the guard and escape after his apendix was removed. I have also removed over 200 grams of acerola seeds from an 8 year old girl and a chicken bone from an 80 year old man. The chicken bone had gone sideways (to his credit, it had chew marks, so he swallowed it), and the girl ate the acerolas without spitting out the pips. They have hooks on them and form a mass in the rectum. The acerola seeds took more than 2 hours to remove, working in tandem with our pediatrician. Who was wearing a baby doll when I called her in. That's the bit I remember best. :) I've probably removed other stuff too, but these things are more an annoyance than interesting when you work in an ER. Bottles, dildos, lamp bulbs, "legal" cellphones ? Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AP1972 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 beer glass stuck in the anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 The robber swallowed a diamond ring which he stole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AP1972 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 8 -year-old boy swallowed 10 magnets and 20 steel balls from a toy set MAGNETIX because they look like candy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AP1972 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 stuck a fork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 bottle into the anus , but so deep that it had to get by cutting the stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 It has thrust the guy in the head 5 -inch knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 he ate an apple with a knife , but accidentally slipped and planted himself in the face of the blade 7 cm deep . The operation was successful , the patient is alive and well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 The dentist found the source of the toothache patient - it turned out that the patient does not notice how in his mouth stuck a 10- centimeter nail six days earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 11 letnimu kid one shot in the head by an arrow , which entered the skull through the eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 5 - inch nail was found in the head , complaining of a severe headache . It turned out a nail stuck in his head in the accident that occurred four years before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 This mobile phone is taken out of the anus of the Salvadoran prisoner . So he wanted to quietly carry the phone in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 The anus 60 -year-old male doctors found jammed bottle of Pepsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 During the fall , 17- month-old boy hit his head in the car keys . The boy survived without injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 the guy put in the anus toy car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 13 -year-old boy fell on the hook protknuvshy his eyes . As a result , the boy lost his right eye , but survived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 The man fell on a steel rod that penetrated 15 centimeters into his head . It took five hours of surgery to remove the object from the third party of his body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Imagine a woman whose husband made a shot in the head of a harpoon to hunt for fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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