steven36 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Quote The remains of a condom dispenser after an explosion in Schoeppingen, Germany, 26 December 2015. A 29-year-old man died blowing up a condom machine. Police say he was struck in the head. BERLIN – Police in Germany say a man has died after he and two others blew up a condom machine and he was hit in the head by a flying piece of metal. Officers were alerted to the explosion Friday in Schoeppingen, near the Dutch border, and found cash and condom packets lying on the ground apparently untouched. A local hospital informed police that a 29-year-old had died after being brought in by two other men. They initially said he had fallen down stairs, but police said Monday one of them later admitted the victim’s injuries were related to the explosion. They say the three men apparently got into a car after triggering the explosion, but the 29-year-old didn’t close his door and was hit by debris when the machine exploded. Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pequi Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Darwin is probably the best population control method. I'm amazed it's not copyrighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CODYQX4 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 3 hours ago, Joe13 said: A German manufacturer has warned thieves that condoms they stole by blowing up a vending machine are likely to be unsafe. *Cringe* you means these oxygen thieves might actually bring children into this world? God help us all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 true what they say about death. that you never see it comming! poor guy probably thought would die years from now some noble way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 being knocked up by a piece of condom machine sure is ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 so...were they stealing condoms or money...or just trying to get into the next edition of the Darwin awards...if so one of them made it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
software182 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Wut ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 As usual.. ended with a cumshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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