Batu69 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 The terrified man had to have 'stupendous amounts' of blood pumped from his manhood after his lusty experiment went horribly wrongUnhappy endings: This man foolishly injected 'Viagra' into his private parts - with terrible results A man had to be rushed to hospital after his penis nearly EXPLODED when he injected it with 'Viagra'.The terrified victim - who understandably wants to remains anonymous - had to have 'stupendous amounts' of blood pumped from his manhood after his lusty experiment went horribly wrong.And unbelievably the foolhardy Lothario, 31, who goes by the username sorec**k, says he will do it again just as soon as he recovers.The cautionary tale came to light on the social media site Reddit.His story began when he and his wife, 27, decided to try swinging - and enjoyed it thoroughly.But the budding love god had a problem - his stamina didn't match his ambition.He posted: "I got a little greedy."I saw a urologist and told him I had erectile dysfunction."He prescribed various pills."But none of them had the desired effect."So the next step was injections straight into the side of the penis," he said."I called it Viagra in the post title, but actually it's called TriMix."Same effect though."I initially balked at the idea."After doing some research on the effects, however, he was sold.Initially things were going well, but when it was time to stop, he encountered a problem."And that's where things got dicey," he said."I started pouring cold water over it. Nothing."I took four Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an out-of-control erection). Nothing."I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. (also recommended online, in order to divert the blood).Nothing."Three hours in, it was starting to really hurt...and I was starting to panic."Knowing that the medication came with a warning that prolonged erections lasting longer than four hours require emergency medical attention, I rushed to the ER."Telling the elderly Hispanic woman in triage what happened wasn't fun."I was writhing in pain at this point, and...was so sensitive and painful, I could not walk and required a wheelchair because the sensation of it rubbing against my shorts as I walked was incredibly painful."Yes, I was awkwardly covering up my erection the entire time."Eventually I got wheeled into a room."I got two full doses of morphine before I calmed down a bit. 40 minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses came in."The resident doctor was a young, cute Indian woman who - unlike the others in the room who tried very hard to act serious - read me and the situation better and made it pretty clear that she thought this was all pretty hilarious and cheered me up immediately, by turns making fun of me and being very vaguely flirtatious."Eventually they got a butterfly needle and proceeded to extract a STUPENDOUS amount of blood...as the doctors took turns squeezing."Needless to say, I'll be doing this again, starting at a third of the first dosage."Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaloo1995 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 greed can do wonders...... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobrPatty Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 No need for it! :tooth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CODYQX4 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Hopefully he does it again, it explodes, kills him, and he gets a Darwin Award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 greed can do wonders...... :Dnot greed stupidity and lots of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mona Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Another funny (for readers only) story : http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/couple-rushed-hospital-after-sex-4456029Couple rushed to hospital after sex in sea leaves them STUCK togetherTheir adventurous frolics at a Porto San Giorgio beach was short lived after the man found he was unable to detach himself due to suction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x3r0 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Another funny (for readers only) story : http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/couple-rushed-hospital-after-sex-4456029Couple rushed to hospital after sex in sea leaves them STUCK togetherTheir adventurous frolics at a Porto San Giorgio beach was short lived after the man found he was unable to detach himself due to suction :blink:How this is possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Another funny (for readers only) story : http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/couple-rushed-hospital-after-sex-4456029Couple rushed to hospital after sex in sea leaves them STUCK togetherTheir adventurous frolics at a Porto San Giorgio beach was short lived after the man found he was unable to detach himself due to suction :blink:How this is possible?Poseidon's curse may be :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amigaspace Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 So, why is the word penis in full caps mode? Was it particularly large or something, even before the injection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 When the girl doing any job in sex good I do not need to apply viagra to penis ;)Vigra is a very dangerous drug when used improperly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge-Spammer Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Needless to say, I'll be doing this again, hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kantry123 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Hahaha ..tells me how crazy people go for just SEX..damnLOL if he had injected in his @ss then he might have been shooting BLOOD POOP''s :Pregards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 my wife is a pharmacist...well over half the men picking up viagra try to pick up the person ringing in the prescription.... even if they are there with their wives :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Another funny (for readers only) story : http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/couple-rushed-hospital-after-sex-4456029Couple rushed to hospital after sex in sea leaves them STUCK togetherTheir adventurous frolics at a Porto San Giorgio beach was short lived after the man found he was unable to detach himself due to suction :blink:How this is possible?Poseidon's curse may be :lol:Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivusand it is also extremely painful for the man involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Another funny (for readers only) story : http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/couple-rushed-hospital-after-sex-4456029Couple rushed to hospital after sex in sea leaves them STUCK togetherTheir adventurous frolics at a Porto San Giorgio beach was short lived after the man found he was unable to detach himself due to suction :blink:How this is possible?Poseidon's curse may be :lol: Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivusand it is also extremely painful for the man involvedSounds like you have a story to tell us. Alright, we are listening. :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 40 minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses "came" inno pun intended right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
212eta Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 :towel: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugurano Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 funny xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beamslider Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The mere thought of sticking a needle in your penis is disturbing. Had to hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flypaper Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 very funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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