How to prove Apple / iPhone users are STUPID

[The Owl]

there is far too much media to copy over so go read. But as someone who used to build "Mac's for a living it just proves to me what I have always known, and why I stick with PC's and Android phones

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3185768/iPhone-owners-really-blindly-love-Apple-Fans-tricked-thinking-Android-new-iOS9-instantly-rave-beats-it.html

[smallhagrid]

Too cute:

How to prove Apple / iPhone users are STUPID

It is really alot easier than what is pointed to above, just from what I've seen over the years...

(I used to recycle REAL apples for poor folks' kids because the real, original Apples were so hard to kill.)

Here's an easy way to do it:

Just ask almost any one of 99% of the world's 'apple' users what CPU their i-thingy has.

It is unimportant that they will have zero idea of the correct answer;

What IS important is that in their blindness they do not even know that the apple company ceased to be an independent company when their technology secrets were opened to good ol' uncle beezlebub gates a bunch of years ago.

To a one (almost) the apple-heads remain blissfully in denial that the 'i' really stands for INTEL.

They will also have total meltdowns if they are forced to face that their worshipped apple-branded PCs are just...Intel PCs.

All of them pay through the nose for the lowest possible quality, re-branded PC hardware and live in total denial that they are willingly - even merrily, being openly robbed EVERY time they get the latest i-thing.

If you REALLY want to see an apple-head cry openly, make them face that their beloved i-thingies are ALL running an OS that is merely a fancy GUI on top of UNIX on that non-apple hardware !!

(WHAT !?! MY OS IS A COUSIN OF ANDROID ?!? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT !!)

The true, real Apples ALL used Motorola CPUs; and, when that era was over - it was because mikr0$0ft had taken control and the bones of what was ONCE apple now continues to exist for exactly 2 reasons ONLY:

1 - So that the SEC sees no reason to probe way up into M$'s monopolistic anus with a flashlight;

2 - The apple-heads continue to dump squizzilions into the profits of the wintel cartel - which they hate more than anything else.

Ironic, ain't it ?!?

[dMog]

Too cute:

How to prove Apple / iPhone users are STUPID

It is really alot easier than what is pointed to above, just from what I've seen over the years...

(I used to recycle REAL apples for poor folks' kids because the real, original Apples were so hard to kill.)

Here's an easy way to do it:

Just ask almost any one of 99% of the world's 'apple' users what CPU their i-thingy has.

It is unimportant that they will have zero idea of the correct answer;

What IS important is that in their blindness they do not even know that the apple company ceased to be an independent company when their technology secrets were opened to good ol' uncle beezlebub gates a bunch of years ago.

To a one (almost) the apple-heads remain blissfully in denial that the 'i' really stands for INTEL.

They will also have total meltdowns if they are forced to face that their worshipped apple-branded PCs are just...Intel PCs.

All of them pay through the nose for the lowest possible quality, re-branded PC hardware and live in total denial that they are willingly - even merrily, being openly robbed EVERY time they get the latest i-thing.

If you REALLY want to see an apple-head cry openly, make them face that their beloved i-thingies are ALL running an OS that is merely a fancy GUI on top of UNIX on that non-apple hardware !!

(WHAT !?! MY OS IS A COUSIN OF ANDROID ?!? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT !!)

The true, real Apples ALL used Motorola CPUs; and, when that era was over - it was because mikr0$0ft had taken control and the bones of what was ONCE apple now continues to exist for exactly 2 reasons ONLY:

1 - So that the SEC sees no reason to probe way up into M$'s monopolistic anus with a flashlight;

2 - The apple-heads continue to dump squizzilions into the profits of the wintel cartel - which they hate more than anything else.

Ironic, ain't it ?!?

i had nothing apple until i got my ipod..i also have an ipad ...but have a pc based notebook and an android smart phone... big hint for ya...apple does NOT have crappy stuff...over priced yes...but no way are they crappy or of questionable quality...but, yea sure, it is so much fun to make fun of apple heads

[smallhagrid]

Apologies for any possible offense dMog, as you are clearly far too open-minded to be so narrow as a real apple-head !!

And:

My bad - I should have been more clear.

By apple-heads I mean specifically this:

Tthose who ONLY buy and/or use tech gear with the little bitten apple symbol and/or other stuff which has the approval of their gods.

Folks who use a mix of different OSes & types of gear are NOT those devout apple-heads.

As to quality=>

1 - The Steves were quite proud that they built their stuff from the cheapest components to get the highest possible markups so successfully, and bragged of it frequently & unabashedly.

2 - AFAIK, for every (easily damaged ??) i-thing that MUST be replaced because of casual usage in average conditions - there are a great many more, other, non 'i-things' which remain faithfully in service with equally casual usages.

I say this because of how many folks I know who have bemoaned having to spend BIG $$$ to often replace their i-things vs. others who just use their other kinds of stuff for much longer times & usually only replace them when they want something newer.

Speaking just for myself - should I have an irresistable urge to use that OS, I'll just pick up a cheap, used intel box that is compatible and make a hackintosh, OR, install it into a VM in my Linux box.

I doubt that will happen though as I really prefer to stick with what I've already got that is tweaked to my liking.

[CODYQX4]

Too cute:

How to prove Apple / iPhone users are STUPID

It is really alot easier than what is pointed to above, just from what I've seen over the years...

(I used to recycle REAL apples for poor folks' kids because the real, original Apples were so hard to kill.)

Here's an easy way to do it:

Just ask almost any one of 99% of the world's 'apple' users what CPU their i-thingy has.

It is unimportant that they will have zero idea of the correct answer;

What IS important is that in their blindness they do not even know that the apple company ceased to be an independent company when their technology secrets were opened to good ol' uncle beezlebub gates a bunch of years ago.

To a one (almost) the apple-heads remain blissfully in denial that the 'i' really stands for INTEL.

They will also have total meltdowns if they are forced to face that their worshipped apple-branded PCs are just...Intel PCs.

All of them pay through the nose for the lowest possible quality, re-branded PC hardware and live in total denial that they are willingly - even merrily, being openly robbed EVERY time they get the latest i-thing.

If you REALLY want to see an apple-head cry openly, make them face that their beloved i-thingies are ALL running an OS that is merely a fancy GUI on top of UNIX on that non-apple hardware !!

(WHAT !?! MY OS IS A COUSIN OF ANDROID ?!? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT !!)

The true, real Apples ALL used Motorola CPUs; and, when that era was over - it was because mikr0$0ft had taken control and the bones of what was ONCE apple now continues to exist for exactly 2 reasons ONLY:

1 - So that the SEC sees no reason to probe way up into M$'s monopolistic anus with a flashlight;

2 - The apple-heads continue to dump squizzilions into the profits of the wintel cartel - which they hate more than anything else.

Ironic, ain't it ?!?

i had nothing apple until i got my ipod..i also have an ipad ...but have a pc based notebook and an android smart phone... big hint for ya...apple does NOT have crappy stuff...over priced yes...but no way are they crappy or of questionable quality...but, yea sure, it is so much fun to make fun of apple heads

There might be a bunch of blind iTard fanboys, but I use an iMac at home and at work, and they're really solid machines. Every other device I've owned has been utter shit. Expensive, but not shit by any means. Most Windows and Android devices sold are lower-mid range, so just because you have a gaming rig that smokes an Apple device on specs (always cheaper to build your own), that doesn't really represent the mass market. Even the cheapest, low-end Macbook being sold now would beat the living shit out of any laptop that I've previously owned, and not come factory completely corrupted with malware and trial AV that doesn't remove it.

Sure, I could take $4000 and go through the hassle of custom building one, just to have new stuff come out (and I don't game anyway), but I wouldn't have a nice all in one that can still handle me throwing a half dozen full installs of Windows VMs at it.

The same people probably don't even know what a GB is or what an OS is, so what do you expect? People think that Windows IS their computer, not a big ass program pile for running more programs on.

[OrbingStorm]

I have an iphone; an android galaxy tab and a windows pc...Some have said joining apple is like joining a cult...lol.and I always cant believe it when I see ppl lined up all night on the cold street just waiting for apple to open their doors and get applauded as they come in to buy the next i-thingy.Yeah;does sound a bit cult like..:)

[The Owl]

And just to prove I DON'T use a "Apple Device" this is my large hand holding my 7" Galaxy Tab Mk 1 which as I say I use as my Phone, Mobile surfing device and best of all My Sat Nav with Sygic

[The Owl]

P.S. that picture shows Copilot as my Nav program IMHO its crap which is why I changed to Sygic and have stuck with it although along the way TomTom eventually got their backsides in gear and brought out a version for Android but when they first did it wasn't good enough for the large display.

[Ramjade]

Actaully, no windows laptop comes close to Macbook lightness and long battery life (~10 hours). Those that match it is usually 2x the price of the macbook which make it oo pricey. Despite that, I am not using a macbook.

The same thing goes for no android tablet can come close to apple's ipad in term of battery life and its apps.

But phone wise, I will never pick an iphone.

[VileTouch]

did they get around adding more than 1 usb port to their iLaps yet? lol

[ffi]

Actaully, no windows laptop comes close to Macbook lightness and long battery life (~10 hours). Those that match it is usually 2x the price of the macbook which make it oo pricey. Despite that, I am not using a macbook.

The same thing goes for no android tablet can come close to apple's ipad in term of battery life and its apps.

But phone wise, I will never pick an iphone.

battery life is easy to fix with root+xposed+greenify donate version+ amplify donate version + powernap (the dondations are small btw, like 4 euros total)

[rudrax]

And just to prove I DON'T use a "Apple Device" this is my large hand holding my 7" Galaxy Tab Mk 1 which as I say I use as my Phone, Mobile surfing device and best of all My Sat Nav with Sygic

Now your large hand comes in my dream and scares the shit out of me?

[The Owl]

Perhaps this will give you an idea of how big they are

FYI my hands "Span" tip of thumb to tip of little finger extended is 11.25 inches or 285.75 mm

[rudrax]

Perhaps this will give you an idea of how big they are

FYI my hands "Span" tip of thumb to tip of little finger extended is 11.25 inches or 285.75 mm

Oh no, not again!?

[dMog]

note to self...do not piss off the guy with big hands...ever again :)

[The Owl]

hehehe I am a pussy cat really unless I get pissed off last person who annoyed me was sitting in his car outside (rear wheel drive) I went out picked up the back end walked it down to the end of the road and dumped it cross wise across the main road at the bottom now that was funny.

one of these

Ford Escort Mk2

[Flypaper]

I like my Galaxy S6 edge its better than :) iphone