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Lyon275

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Married three times divorced twice and as in common law they got the inside and I got the outside twice   and now forever renting 

My status....dead man walking!!

Make it two (2) too.   

All men are freely available, if only some single woman exist.
But they are, after all, always available.

One older man in my neighborhood once said this: "Any man is young as long, as he thinks about women."

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Sorry Cannot vote there is not a section that truly reflects my situation

Happily Married and DIVORCED TWICE and then out living the first one.

Which brings me to a few good jokes about Marriage

You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for thirty years.

Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sorry cannot vote no section that truly applies

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P.S. can I get a Multiple Choice Option????

and can you add "Been Married" then I could click three i.e. 1 & 5 and mine

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  • 1 year later...

Been with the same female thirty (30) years.

 

We were on and off for first four to five (4-5) seeing others, then we hooked up.

 

So could argue twenty six (26).

 

She was not my first love and she didn't make me a man first, she was second.

 

My first love I was with for a year, think about her often and would like to meet her again on a friendship deal, but she does not live back home anymore.

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I know this post won't win popularity at this almost all-male forum ...

but let's face the truth my dear men ....    kNStakZ.gif

 

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So what ?  No one has a courage to "like" this post ?   :hehe:  :tease:

 

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1 minute ago, WALLONN7 said:

As I'm a "housewife" of my family, I protest against this stereotype!!!

vote counted:pope:

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