Lyon275 491 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) What's up nsaners :lol:Time to vote :showoff: Edited January 12, 2015 by Lyon275 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kalju 6,008 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) All men are freely available, if only some single woman exist.But they are, after all, always available.One older man in my neighborhood once said this: "Any man is young as long, as he thinks about women." Edited January 11, 2015 by Kalju Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iih1 7,022 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) me single, wants to find mate here Edited January 10, 2015 by iih1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
knowledge 16,485 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) wink wink iih1 hehehehe Edited June 13, 2016 by knowledge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chlorophyll 185 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 engaged n getting married on feb 13th Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kalju 6,008 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 engaged n getting married on feb 13thTo not to forget - good luck and success to you both. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.D 319 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Single, not looking for anybody - friendship is ok :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rudrax 2,295 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Frozen :duh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.D 319 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 What's up nsaners :lol:Time to vote :showoff:I see you haven't voted yet B) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lyon275 491 Posted January 11, 2015 Author Share Posted January 11, 2015 I see you haven't voted yet B) :oops:Done :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Owl 483 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 (edited) Sorry Cannot vote there is not a section that truly reflects my situationHappily Married and DIVORCED TWICE and then out living the first one.Which brings me to a few good jokes about MarriageYou know what I did before I married?Anything I wanted to.My wife and I were happy for thirty years.Then we met.A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.''I've had bad luck with both my wives.The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,2. Whenever you're right, shut up When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'Sorry cannot vote no section that truly applies Edited January 11, 2015 by The Owl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Owl 483 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 P.S. can I get a Multiple Choice Option????and can you add "Been Married" then I could click three i.e. 1 & 5 and mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lyon275 491 Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 P.S. can I get a Multiple Choice Option????and can you add "Been Married" then I could click three i.e. 1 & 5 and mineDone :cheers: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Owl 483 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 In which case I have voted on the ones I mentioned heheheheh (At least I have a sense of humour about it) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylence 2,780 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Yet you can add another option to that list: waiting for a miracle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheMountain 540 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) Edited June 20, 2016 by TheMountain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LeeSmithG 1,080 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Been with the same female thirty (30) years. We were on and off for first four to five (4-5) seeing others, then we hooked up. So could argue twenty six (26). She was not my first love and she didn't make me a man first, she was second. My first love I was with for a year, think about her often and would like to meet her again on a friendship deal, but she does not live back home anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheMountain 540 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mona 4,308 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 (edited) @gipsy, looks like some have forgotten those basic and simple rules ... Edited June 16, 2016 by mona Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mona 4,308 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 (edited) I know this post won't win popularity at this almost all-male forum ... but let's face the truth my dear men .... So what ? No one has a courage to "like" this post ? Edited September 14, 2016 by mona Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gipsy 2,049 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 @mona only one rule indeed,third in your list.all other r just derivatives ones. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WALLONN7 4,141 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, mona said: As I'm a "housewife" of my family, I protest against this stereotype!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gipsy 2,049 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 1 minute ago, WALLONN7 said: As I'm a "housewife" of my family, I protest against this stereotype!!! vote counted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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