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What does a tornado and a blonde have in common?

At first there is a lot of suking and blowing, then your house is gone.

What do you get when you combine a donkey and an onion?

An ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

A guy is walking through the park when he sees an old man sitting on a bench crying his eyes out.

He walks up to him and says " Hey old timer whats wrong?"

The old guy says, " i just married an 21 year old woman, and all she wants to do is have sex, sex, sex. All day lon,g all she wants is sex"

The young guy replies, " Well what's wrong with that, sounds like a great situation to be in."

To that the old man says between sobs.."I forgot where I live.

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