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WOMAN:    Would you get married again?

MAN:      Definitely not!

WOMAN:    Why not? Don't you like being married?

MAN:      Of course I do.

WOMAN:    Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN:      Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN:    You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

WOMAN:    Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN:      Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN:    Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with

              pictures of her?

MAN:      That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN:    And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN:      She can't use them; she's left-handed

WOMAN:    - - - silence - - -

MAN:      Oh shit.

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