Atasas Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Its been a while since I've read it, but still craks me up!Just copy/paste job from one of occasionally visited forums- don't blame- i'm just a messenger!There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on a beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up toward him and asked, "what do u have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied. "A bird. "The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he awoke, he was in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I dont know. I was lying on the beach, and this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dosed off and the next thing I know I'm here" The police went to the beach found the little girl and asked her "What did u do to that" After a pause the little girl replied, "To him? Nothing i was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Lee Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 :whistle: wow what a joke. Its not hilarious but I liked it :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 That's genius :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 :) me like, like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 What I would suggest is a swift kick to the head, then shove it in a hot oven with a lemon up its assNoooo, not the bird, the f*ck*ng lolita! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 What I would suggest is a swift kick to the head, then shove it in a hot oven with a lemon up its assNoooo, not the bird, the f*ck*ng lolita!ha ha! is that the policemen then? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 What I would suggest is a swift kick to the head, then shove it in a hot oven with a lemon up its assNoooo, not the bird, the f*ck*ng lolita!ha ha! is that the policemen then? :lmao:yep...that time it was the policemenStrutter can sure come up with some awesome things to say ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Nice :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATE9X Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 ouch. . . :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devon Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 what an innocence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 :D wow what a joke. Its not hilarious but I liked it :lol:read this one thenhttp://www.nsaneforums.com/index.php?showtopic=10551 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiro Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Omfg, Cruel B*tch :\ :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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