Turk Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 DRIVING ON a busy 100kmh road normally requires two hands on the steering wheel. But Neal Marshall was caught masturbating, and totally naked, while driving along the M56 motorway, in Chester, England, the Chester Chronicle reported. Marshall's solicitor Adrian Evans told Chester Magistrates Court today (AEDT) that his 49-year-old client got "carried away" when engaged in a "messaging conversation". "This does not excuse his actions but it goes a way to explain why he was seen doing it," said Mr Evans. "He bitterly regrets his actions. He never intended to be seen by a member of the public." A heavy goods vehicle driver noticed Marshall's actions and that he was naked and took down his registration number and contacted police. Prosecutor Rob Youd told the court that police then contacted Marshall, of Ellesmere Port, who refused to comment. Marshall was charged with an act of outraging public decency, to which he pleaded guilty. He was handed a 12 month community order and a 12 month supervision order. He was also ordered to pay $160 (Pound85) costs plus a victim surcharge of $110 (Pound60). Marshall was given a six month community order and a six month supervision order in 2008 for committing the same offence. http://www.news.com.au/technology/neal-marshall-was-driving-naked-and-masturbating-on-110kmh-road/story-e6frfrnr-1226786795604 Dedicated to Dear Nsane Paffers/Fappers :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 :rofl: :wtf: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazigh Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Today I was watching Euronews and saw something like that in Spain, Some drivers were captured by hidden cameras smoking hash, Heroin...etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrioNeXus Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 careless fellows :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0veR Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 He must someone of our fapper club :troll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truemate Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 (edited) He must someone of our fapper club :troll:Roger/sanjoa :D Edited December 20, 2013 by truemate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Really ????? But we thought Only Drunk Driving and Over Speeding Caused Accidents ................ Cheers Guys.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Really ????? But we thought Only Drunk Driving and Over Speeding Caused Accidents ................ Cheers Guys..doing what you did to nemo causes accidents too.. you bad girl you :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Really ????? But we thought Only Drunk Driving and Over Speeding Caused Accidents ................ Cheers Guys..doing what you did to nemo causes accidents too.. you bad girl you :lol: Come on ................. Nemo's Just a Fish ... And he Asked for it .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Really ????? But we thought Only Drunk Driving and Over Speeding Caused Accidents ................ Cheers Guys..doing what you did to nemo causes accidents too.. you bad girl you :lol: Come on ................. Nemo's Just a Fish ... And he Asked for it .... And in my Defence, i was Not Driving when i Flashed Nemo !!! Was i ????? Now I Rest my Case ... Prosecuting Attorney - the Floor is all Yours now ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 a crime is a crime is a crime...other than that i got nothing..other than i asked to see what nemo saw and got a big nothing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 :shit: and I thougt our Fapping was Bad :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 mASTER ON MY OWN DOMAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash48 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Must be a full moon tonight. The Flappers are going their thing.! :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 a crime is a crime is a crime...other than that i got nothing..other than i asked to see what nemo saw and got a big nothing.... ............. When exactly did you ask ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 a crime is a crime is a crime...other than that i got nothing..other than i asked to see what nemo saw and got a big nothing................. When exactly did you ask ????a long time ago.... you had a good reason for not exposing yourself to anything that was not animated tho....not that i really asked and expected to see..it was more some good natured teasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 a crime is a crime is a crime...other than that i got nothing..other than i asked to see what nemo saw and got a big nothing................. When exactly did you ask ????a long time ago.... you had a good reason for not exposing yourself to anything that was not animated tho....not that i really asked and expected to see..it was more some good natured teasing 1. Bottom Line is - Clearly you Did Not and Never Ever Asked ... 2. @dMog : a long time ago.... you had a good reason for not exposing yourself to anything that was not animated tho .... My Question - What was the " good reason for not Exposing " ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 well then...if you want to send me the nemo front view... :lol: ..actually i was teasing you about it ...along with a few others here...cannot give you an exact date and time and i don't keep my old stuff on the site any longer just too hard to keep organized /// I regularly delete my mail content i think it was just banter back and forth on a topic..i do remember saying how shocked nemo looked and that nemo was just kid...or was that nemo's dad? lucky fish whoever he was...you have a good sense of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 well then...if you want to send me the nemo front view... :lol: ..actually i was teasing you about it ...along with a few others here...cannot give you an exact date and time and i don't keep my old stuff on the site any longer just too hard to keep organized /// I regularly delete my mail content i think it was just banter back and forth on a topic..i do remember saying how shocked nemo looked and that nemo was just kid...or was that nemo's dad? lucky fish whoever he was...you have a good sense of humor Mega LoL .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorel Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Women say we (men) couldn't do two things at the same time, here it's the proof!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Women say we (men) couldn't do two things at the same time, here it's the proof!! :POh Really ?? Men doing two things at the same time huh ??? Ok .... Now am Curious with your Statement and it makes me Wonder out aloud .... Do you mind telling me if you have actually done this While Driving ???? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorel Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Women say we (men) couldn't do two things at the same time, here it's the proof!! :POh Really ?? Men doing two things at the same time huh ??? Ok .... Now am Curious with your Statement and it makes me Wonder out aloud .... Do you mind telling me if you have actually done this While Driving ???? :PNope, it's too dangerous...and there are a lot of traffic cameras in Spain :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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