FreeRyde Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife,"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds,"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.Be strong honey. I love you too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Alredy posted here.. :)http://www.nsaneforums.com/topic/174413-he-got-the-wrong-signals/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimRock Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Alredy posted here.. :)http://www.nsaneforums.com/topic/174413-he-got-the-wrong-signals/wait honey! someone here @ nsane is getting ready to fap! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeRyde Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 I guess if I was looking for 'He got the Wrong Signals...' I would have seen that.Give the man a sticker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 (edited) I guess if I was looking for 'He got the Wrong Signals...' I would have seen that.Give the man a sticker!There is no need to start a seperate topic for each joke..Hence it's advised to post jokes or funny stuff in JOTD instead.. :)Message from Moderator:A dedicated thread appropriately titled " Joke of the Day " has been pinned in this sub-forum . Edited November 28, 2013 by Roger D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 :spam: :spam: :duh: :duh: :duh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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