speedy57 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 ... Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :oNo problem, sanjoa can do this for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I would like to join ur club but I have no arms. I have tried fapping with my feet but then always end up tracking spooge thru the house. If I join ur club maybe I could frap via proxie. Or maybe you could hire for me a stunt fapper who could do the dangerous fapping for me. Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :oThats weired! If you don't have arms, how are you typing here? probably through your Pe**s.. :lmao: :lmao:No offence.. Just kidding..anyway welcome to the first and the best Fappers club of Nsaneforums.. welcome you stunt fapper.. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 ... Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :oNo problem, sanjoa can do this for you. No way! but he can provide some mechanical stuff for fapping for sure.. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 ... Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :oNo problem, sanjoa can do this for you. No way! but he can provide some mechanical stuff for fapping for sure.. :lol: :lol:Don't be jealous about sanjoa ! If you want to do it !... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 ... Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :oNo problem, sanjoa can do this for you. No way! but he can provide some mechanical stuff for fapping for sure.. :lol: :lol:Don't be jealous about sanjoa ! If you want to do it !...Ask sanjoa.. :rolleyes: but I can do that only for girls.. :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 I would like to join ur club but I have no arms. I have tried fapping with my feet but then always end up tracking spooge thru the house. If I join ur club maybe I could frap via proxie. Or maybe you could hire for me a stunt fapper who could do the dangerous fapping for me. Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :o :lmao: I'll provide you an autoffaping tool :P... Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :oNo problem, sanjoa can do this for you. I fap for myself only :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 ... Or maybe one of the VIPs could just blow me.... :oNo problem, sanjoa can do this for you. No way! but he can provide some mechanical stuff for fapping for sure.. :lol: :lol:Don't be jealous about sanjoa ! If you want to do it !...girls stop fighting about me :rofl: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locoJoe Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 lol guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 @locoJoe you're welcome to our club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emerglines Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 How come no admins and staffs join here? Hmmm.... :think:I'm single and a robot but I fap. Could it be that they are just a program or software. :oMarried men do fap too! That can't be an excuse here. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emerglines Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rach Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 if a mod/staff join the club, I'll join too :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 Our hymn! :P Lyrics (translated by me)I stopped smoking,I stopped drinking,I stopped fu*king,I stopped overeating,of b*tching and b*ching,I stopped flying,I stopped playing,I stopped trusting,I stopped frightening and crying,I stopped laughing,I stopped gambling,I stopped oversleeping.But I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap.I stopped going out,I stopped traveling,I stopped obsessioning,I stopped thinking more,I stopped risking myself,I stopped running,I stopped returning to the beginning,I stopped dreaming,I stopped delivering,I stopped understanding,I stopped testing to see,I stopped skining,I stopped fighting,I stopped f*cking but f*cking.But I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap.I stopped voting for the f*ck,I stopped being late for work,I stopped crossing street in the middle,I stopped mixturing wine and watermelon,of fighting for poetry,and forgetting to mistake,I stopped prejudging assh*les,and looking every girl a*s,I stopped eating my nails,of showning me angry,of jumping the queue,I stopped inviting every b*itchpassing by to my house,I stopped promising,I stopped standing up for indefensible people,of inverting in impossibles,of making friend in the train,of dealing with nonsensical watching ten hours of football,of turning to the past,of damning the luck,of fearing the death,and abusing ice cream.But I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap,I couldn't leave the fap.I couldn't leave the fap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobrPatty Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Still waiting for my mug and refill. Once I get loaded enough then I can fap all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexCross Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted October 13, 2013 Author Share Posted October 13, 2013 Still waiting for my mug and refill. Once I get loaded enough then I can fap all day.Open the spoilers :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted October 14, 2013 Administrator Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'll have to ask everyone to change / remove the gifs from your signatures.The allowed total size of signatures is 200KB. The ViP gif is 1343.94 kB and the members gif is 2215.96 kB. Totalling to 3559.9KB that equals to 3.4MB. Add that to the signatures members already have.Quoting:Signatures must be equal or lower than 250px high and 750px. Signatures are limited to 10000 characters and 200kB total size. Animations and URLs are permitted.So I expect members to change their signatures respecting the rules. I advice you guys to to use one jpg image instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'll have to ask everyone to change / remove the gifs from your signatures.The allowed total size of signatures is 200KB. The ViP gif is 1343.94 kB and the members gif is 2215.96 kB. Totalling to 3559.9KB that equals to 3.4MB. Add that to the signatures members already have.Quoting:Signatures must be equal or lower than 250px high and 750px. Signatures are limited to 10000 characters and 200kB total size. Animations and URLs are permitted.So I expect members to change their signatures respecting the rules. I advice you guys to to use one jpg image instead.Bad boy :P . I'll PM crazycanuk which is the maker of the signatures to redesign them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 del Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anakin206 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Can I get that free beer that you're talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arachnoid Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Red heads or Blondes ? :wub: :wub: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted October 17, 2013 Author Share Posted October 17, 2013 I'll have to ask everyone to change / remove the gifs from your signatures.The allowed total size of signatures is 200KB. The ViP gif is 1343.94 kB and the members gif is 2215.96 kB. Totalling to 3559.9KB that equals to 3.4MB. Add that to the signatures members already have.Quoting:Signatures must be equal or lower than 250px high and 750px. Signatures are limited to 10000 characters and 200kB total size. Animations and URLs are permitted.So I expect members to change their signatures respecting the rules. I advice you guys to to use one jpg image instead.EVERYBODY please remove your fapping signatures till new one are released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anakin206 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Get it ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 And now for our first Fappers Game that practice and test the ability of our club members @ information gathering. DOWNLOADLust For Bust Quick Action Requirements:Smartphone with Android OSYou need to have great ability to gather all information :dribble: and great presence of mind @ avoiding getting caught. :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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