NOP-X4 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 One night husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor.Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He finds a note near the table"Honey, your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries.I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you."Husband was surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"Son: "When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said, "Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I AM Married!!!"© www.hiren.info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 One night husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor.Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He finds a note near the table"Honey, your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries.I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you."Husband was surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"Son: "When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said, "Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I AM Married!!!"© www.hiren.infoHats off.. :thumbsup: :love: :love: :love: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) :love: ah, lovebirds :wub: Edited July 28, 2013 by nIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Aslong he did.nt say; Sister leave me allone, we did this when we were small and curious :lol:Good 1 :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 You have a good imagination steel. tehehehe! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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