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George Carlin - Euphemisms In the age when torture has become "enhanced interrogation techniques"; when the rich are "job creators"; when murdered children are "collateral damage"; it is good to remember these brilliant words from the late, great, George Carlin. It is also good to remember that the phrase "Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder" has now been officially changed in American English to "PTSD", a totally lifeless non-threatening acronym, totally devoid of even pity and with an almost whiny feel to it.This video was shared on my FB Timeline by a very dear person who I really admire, I like

One night husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He finds a note near the table "Honey, your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries.I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you." Husband was surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?" Son: "When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said, "Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I AM Married