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I like puppies....more than cats... :troll: *runs and hides*

Serious note : I don't really want this thread turn into a cat vs dog thread -- As long as you keep calm,I approve..yes I'm Chuck Norris

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Dogs are dependent leeches

Cats actually prefer to live with us

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LazyPotato

Dogs are dependent leeches

Cats actually prefer to live with us

Actually I don't own a dog nor a cat,I just created this topic cause A LOT of users here are ADDICTED to cats. For example jalaffa. His profile pic is a cat -- In fact,just check his posts.

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Cat's only need us because, they've not quite got the grasp of opening tins themselves....

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dogs are faithful..& cats not.

Dogs even guard our home in our absence.

... but cat..dont ever think so... these leechers in our absence will jump in da kitchen in search for milk or other stuff and mess up everything.

Dogs wont try to kill & eat any pet birds we have in home or try to snap fishes from fish tank...

but cats will do so...

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As a kid I got worms in my wrists. Doctor said cat worms, probably from playing in same beach sand some cat did his business in. Its no fun having some doctor freeze your wrists to try to kill those things and stab you in the arm with needles. Every few days repeat .. hate the thought of doctor visits since then I think. I don't like cats at all.

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For my money, a cat is hardly a pet. She goes where she wants, when she wants. If she's pissed, she'll warn you, and then scratch you if you persist. She often likes her apartment better than her human room-mate, but still she suffers his presence if he is good for the occasional cuddle and food. In fact, when I think of it - cats are smarter than most women!

Dogs are what you buy if you want a pet and protector. You look to cats for a personality and character.

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For my money, a cat is hardly a pet. She goes where she wants, when she wants. If she's pissed, she'll warn you, and then scratch you if you persist. She often likes her apartment better than her human room-mate, but still she suffers his presence if he is good for the occasional cuddle and food. In fact, when I think of it - cats are smarter than most women!

Dogs are what you buy if you want a pet and protector. You look to cats for a personality and character.

:tehe: good point, and point of view. good. :read:

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Yep, U had dog,s and cat,s - I had an Alain :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

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Why not a monkey?

That way when it does something wrong, and I have to tell everyone "I have to go home and spank my monkey" they wont think im being a pervert.

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when you die a dog will protect your body..a cat will give you 20 minutes then start eating you

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LazyPotato

when you die a dog will protect your body..a cat will give you 20 minutes then start eating you

LMFAO hahahah :) but why this thread suddenly turned into a cat vs dog thread?

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when you die a dog will protect your body..a cat will give you 20 minutes then start eating you

I'm kind of hoping my (dead) body will not be left to a dog or cat to be taking care of though.
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