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(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle

Frank,"

After a brief pause Daddy says,

"But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with

Mummy, right now!"

"Uh Okay then......here's what I want you do. Put

down the phone, run

upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to

Mommy and Uncle Frank

that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay Daddy!"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the

phone.

Well I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all

scared, jumped out of bed with

no clothes on and ran

around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and

went flying out the

front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!!!!! And what about

your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed

with no clothes on too and he

was all scared and he

jumped out the back window into the swimming

pool..... but he must have

forgot that last week you took out all the water to

clean it, so he hit the

bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real

dead too."

*** long pause ***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????

Is this 555-7039?

"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl

said.

Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"

Thank You.

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Harsh....

....But funny

daddy didnt even know his own daughter's voice

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SacredCultivator

Ouch... That sucks lol The Dad killed two innocent people ><

Yet it is funyn to me...

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Ouch... That sucks lol The Dad killed two innocent people >

  Yet it is funyn to me...

Well, the mom was indeed cheating on her husband. It just so happened that a third party member did the dirty work.

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