kopi_O Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 (((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***"Hello?""Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?""No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with UncleFrank,"After a brief pause Daddy says,"But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!""Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom withMummy, right now!""Uh Okay then......here's what I want you do. Putdown the phone, runupstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout toMommy and Uncle Frankthat Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house.""Okay Daddy!"A few minutes later the little girl comes back to thephone.Well I did what you said, Daddy.""And what happened?" he asks."Well, Mommy got allscared, jumped out of bed withno clothes on and ranaround screaming, then she tripped over the rug andwent flying out thefront window and now she's all dead.""Oh my God!!!!! And what aboutyour Uncle Frank?""He jumped out of bedwith no clothes on too and hewas all scared and hejumped out the back window into the swimmingpool..... but he must haveforgot that last week you took out all the water toclean it, so he hit thebottom of the swimming pool and now he's all realdead too."*** long pause ***Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????Is this 555-7039?"No! This is 555-7093" the little girlsaid.Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"Thank You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted October 12, 2005 Administrator Share Posted October 12, 2005 Harsh........But funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Harsh........But funnydaddy didnt even know his own daughter's voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I heard teh same one before but with a maid I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonHead2089 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 :dunno: damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomez Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 lol,thats a good one.......haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacredCultivator Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Ouch... That sucks lol The Dad killed two innocent people >< Yet it is funyn to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erRor67 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Ouch... That sucks lol The Dad killed two innocent people > Yet it is funyn to me...Well, the mom was indeed cheating on her husband. It just so happened that a third party member did the dirty work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toker Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 lol ...... I love wrong numbers!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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