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Karlston
6 minutes ago, funkyy said:

I'm referring to the "ZOOM" caption by the way.

 

Zoom is all about video conferencing, on-line conferencing etc and the ability to work from home. Strange they've got an office building.

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funkyy

@Karlston  My only excuse is I didn't know diddly squat about Zoom..I was a Skype user

                       until greedy Microsoft saw it as another source of profit. Life is like a box of

                       chocolates, you never know who's gonna eat the whole box.:think::think::think:

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Karlston

Finding myself short of money, I'm taking up breeding racing deer.
 

I'm looking to make a fast buck.

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Akaneharuka

Err, Excuse me Sir ! Why are you THERE !? 😲

 

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ducky88

My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

I'm worried shitless.

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Karlston

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

 

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

 

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

 

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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Karlston

His request approved, the Sky News photographer quickly called the local airport to charter a flight.

 

He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

 

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

 

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'

 

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

 

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot.

 

'Because I'm a photographer for Sky News,' he responded. 'And I need to get some close up shots.'

 

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment...

 

Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is .... you're NOT my Flight instructor'

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Akaneharuka

I once heard a joke about a guy organizing a seminar on how to become a millionaire.

 

He goes on a stage and asks 'how many people do we have in here?' to which the crowd answers 'about a thousand'.

 

Then he asks 'how much were the tickets to this seminar?', to which the crowd replies 'exactly $1000'

 

Finally, he says 'Thank you for coming to my lecture' and walks away.

 

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funkyy

@Akaneharuka  Just guessing...it's a foreigner driving on the wrong side of the road ????

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