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2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending a great athletic festival in Greece.
This festival had no name. In those days the athletes performed naked (believe it or not).
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into "Olympics".
Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.

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vitorio
On 5/9/2025 at 2:45 PM, Karlston said:

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If you miss it maybe try:

 

"Nigerian" in the context of an email usually refers to a type of scam called a "Nigerian money transfer scam" or "419 scam," where the sender pretends to be a Nigerian noble or official and asks for your help in transferring a large sum of money, promising a share of the profits."

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@vitorio  Of course I knew that (cough)

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

 

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

 

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

 

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

 

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day!'

 

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

 

'No, from all the bloomin’ skippin'!'

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Mountains are so funny, they're hill areas.

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funkyy

@Karlston  o.k. I give in...please explain it to me. (lol)

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Karlston
33 minutes ago, funkyy said:

o.k. I give in...please explain it to me. (lol)

 

You didn't find that one hilarious?

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@Karlston  I hate to admit it, but I don't get it lol I don't see what's funny.

                       I must be getting old.😀😀😀

                      I'm referring to the "ZOOM" caption by the way.

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A little clarity just in case our lines are crossed (lol)
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