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Karlston

Always start a phone call by saying "my phone's battery is nearly empty".

 

This way you can hang up whenever you want.

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Every morning I take my cow for a walk through the local vineyard.

 

I herd it through the grape vine.

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If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then, You Are Probably The Family Dog!

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I saw someone faint onto the airport luggage carousel. They slowly came around.

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