Karlston Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Always start a phone call by saying "my phone's battery is nearly empty". This way you can hang up whenever you want. funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Every morning I take my cow for a walk through the local vineyard. I herd it through the grape vine. ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ducky88 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without alcohol, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, Then, You Are Probably The Family Dog! Karlston and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 I saw someone faint onto the airport luggage carousel. They slowly came around. ducky88 and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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