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Batman: Alfred, please fill up the bathtub.


Alfred: Sir, what's a "htub"?

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My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am. Can you believe that? 2:30am!!!

 

Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

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A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range.
He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away.
The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit.
They shout to him that he missed completely.
The technician tells them to recheck and gets the same answer.
The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off.
He shouts back:

‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’

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A group of police officers are sitting outside a woman's house after she murdered her husband.


One calls dispatch and says "we got a woman armed with a knife in here and she just killed her husband."

 

Dispatch says "do you know why she killed her husband?"

 

The officer replies "yeah, she told him not to step on the floor right after she mopped, and he stepped on it anyway."

 

Dispatch asks "well do you have her in custody yet?"

 

"No not yet" the officer says.

 

Dispatch says "Why not?"

 

The officer hesitates for a moment, then finally replies "well the floor still looks wet."

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@Karlston  Old Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show.....icons of my youth.:dance::dance::dance:

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  On 3/5/2025 at 6:40 PM, funkyy said:

Old Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show.....icons of my youth.:dance::dance::dance:

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Me too, though my favourite Muppet was Gonzo. Perhaps he's where I got my little-bit-crazy from.  :)

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Who says romance is dead?

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@Karlston  I look at that image and the first thought that comes to my mind is my wedding night lol:w00t::w00t::w00t:

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